nice commute

This is totally a joke but funny nonetheless...

The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper :

Automobile for Sale 1985 Blue Volkswagen
Only 50 miles.
Only first gear and reverse ever used.
Never driven hard.
Original tyres.
Original brakes.
Original fuel and oil
Only 1 driver.
Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off.
Photo attached --- You HAVE to see this......